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Trophy Cabinet
Hall of Shame — last place 2025
Record Ledger
164.6
High ScoreWeek 5, 2024
44.4
Low ScoreWeek 12, 2025
Career Record12-26 (32%)
Manager Scouting Report
Trade Aggressiveness14
5 career trades
Waiver Wire Hawk19
52 career waiver/FA moves
Draft Luck25
Based on this season's scoring-vs-record luck (Pythagorean expectation).
Rivalries
The Dossier
Bio
Once Panera Bread’s most loyal and loving employee, David could be found single-handedly assembling sandwiches behind the counter — and, on slower shifts, marketing them to every friend he had, a habit he kept up for years after leaving. Off the clock he has a passion for poetry, plans meticulously for draft day, and is known for his cute smile. He has been in the league since its very first season.
Hobbies
- Buying expensive dogs
- Buying expensive cars
- Selling said expensive cars
- Day trading
- Pickleball
Draft Day Reputation
Drafts the oldest, grey-haired players available.
Head-to-Head Matrix
| Andrey S. | Ruvim P. | Bogdan S. | David P. | Taras M. | Daniel S. | Ilya C. | Nazar S. | Illya K. | Mykola M. | Mitch M. | Olek M. | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Andrey S. | — | 2-1 | 1-1 | 1-1 | 2-1 | 2-1 | 2-3 | 2-3 | 2-3 | – | 0-4 | 5-1 |
| Ruvim P. | 1-2 | — | 1-2 | 4-2 | 1-2 | 2-2 | 0-2 | 3-1 | 1-1 | 1-0 | 3-2 | 1-1 |
| Bogdan S. | 1-1 | 2-1 | — | 3-1 | 2-1 | 3-4 | 1-3 | 1-1 | 1-1 | 1-0 | 5-0 | 2-0 |
| David P. | 1-1 | 2-4 | 1-3 | — | 1-2 | 0-5 | 2-1 | 1-1 | 0-3 | 0-1 | 2-3 | 1-2 |
| Taras M. | 1-2 | 2-1 | 1-2 | 2-1 | — | 1-1 | 1-4 | 2-4 | 1-4 | – | 1-1 | 4-1 |
| Daniel S. | 1-2 | 2-2 | 4-3 | 5-0 | 1-1 | — | 1-2 | 2-2 | 1-1 | 0-1 | 2-2 | 2-0 |
| Ilya C. | 3-2 | 2-0 | 3-1 | 1-2 | 4-1 | 2-1 | — | 3-2 | 3-1 | – | 1-1 | 2-1 |
| Nazar S. | 3-2 | 1-3 | 1-1 | 1-1 | 4-2 | 2-2 | 2-3 | — | 1-3 | – | 0-2 | 4-1 |
| Illya K. | 3-2 | 1-1 | 1-1 | 3-0 | 4-1 | 1-1 | 1-3 | 3-1 | — | 1-0 | 2-1 | 4-1 |
| Mykola M. | – | 0-1 | 0-1 | 1-0 | – | 1-0 | – | – | 0-1 | — | 1-0 | 0-1 |
| Mitch M. | 4-0 | 2-3 | 0-5 | 3-2 | 1-1 | 2-2 | 1-1 | 2-0 | 1-2 | 0-1 | — | 3-0 |
| Olek M. | 1-5 | 1-1 | 0-2 | 2-1 | 1-4 | 0-2 | 1-2 | 1-4 | 1-4 | 1-0 | 0-3 | — |
Each row's record reads as (row manager's wins)-(column manager's wins), regular season and playoffs combined.