Trophy Cabinet
No hardware yet — still writing the story.
Record Ledger
171.1
High ScoreWeek 14, 2024
49.4
Low ScoreWeek 18, 2024 · playoffs
Manager Scouting Report
9 career trades
198 career waiver/FA moves
Based on this season's scoring-vs-record luck (Pythagorean expectation).
Rivalries
The Dossier
Bio
Andrey has been commissioner since the league was founded in 2023 — an oft-reckless one who models his leadership style on the Middle East’s more autocratic heads of state. He is known for his daring trades, his command of the computer, and his fishing prowess. He once wiped out the draft board on purpose, seconds before a fantasy draft began, because he thought it would be funny — and was declared persona non grata by the league for the ninety minutes it took to rebuild every keeper and draft slot by hand.
Hobbies
- Moving his TV antenna around the room to get the best signal
- Blowing up fantasy league draft boards
- Critiquing everyone else’s trades while making next to none himself
- GoKart racing
Draft Day Reputation
Does his mock draft during the real one.
Head-to-Head Matrix
| Andrey S. | Ruvim P. | Bogdan S. | David P. | Taras M. | Daniel S. | Ilya C. | Nazar S. | Illya K. | Mykola M. | Mitch M. | Olek M. | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Andrey S. | — | 2-1 | 1-1 | 1-1 | 2-1 | 2-1 | 2-3 | 2-3 | 2-3 | – | 0-4 | 5-1 |
| Ruvim P. | 1-2 | — | 1-2 | 4-2 | 1-2 | 2-2 | 0-2 | 3-1 | 1-1 | 1-0 | 3-2 | 1-1 |
| Bogdan S. | 1-1 | 2-1 | — | 3-1 | 2-1 | 3-4 | 1-3 | 1-1 | 1-1 | 1-0 | 5-0 | 2-0 |
| David P. | 1-1 | 2-4 | 1-3 | — | 1-2 | 0-5 | 2-1 | 1-1 | 0-3 | 0-1 | 2-3 | 1-2 |
| Taras M. | 1-2 | 2-1 | 1-2 | 2-1 | — | 1-1 | 1-4 | 2-4 | 1-4 | – | 1-1 | 4-1 |
| Daniel S. | 1-2 | 2-2 | 4-3 | 5-0 | 1-1 | — | 1-2 | 2-2 | 1-1 | 0-1 | 2-2 | 2-0 |
| Ilya C. | 3-2 | 2-0 | 3-1 | 1-2 | 4-1 | 2-1 | — | 3-2 | 3-1 | – | 1-1 | 2-1 |
| Nazar S. | 3-2 | 1-3 | 1-1 | 1-1 | 4-2 | 2-2 | 2-3 | — | 1-3 | – | 0-2 | 4-1 |
| Illya K. | 3-2 | 1-1 | 1-1 | 3-0 | 4-1 | 1-1 | 1-3 | 3-1 | — | 1-0 | 2-1 | 4-1 |
| Mykola M. | – | 0-1 | 0-1 | 1-0 | – | 1-0 | – | – | 0-1 | — | 1-0 | 0-1 |
| Mitch M. | 4-0 | 2-3 | 0-5 | 3-2 | 1-1 | 2-2 | 1-1 | 2-0 | 1-2 | 0-1 | — | 3-0 |
| Olek M. | 1-5 | 1-1 | 0-2 | 2-1 | 1-4 | 0-2 | 1-2 | 1-4 | 1-4 | 1-0 | 0-3 | — |
Each row's record reads as (row manager's wins)-(column manager's wins), regular season and playoffs combined.